Top 10 Things Not to Do While Running

1. Twitter (Can’t tweet while you’re using your feet)
2. Pee (You have to stop and use a tree-Have you ever heard of spitting in the wind?)
3. Text (Try to text and your running is hexed)
4. Use a Cell Phone (I run to be alone and get away from the phone)
5. Stare (Out of nowhere, trees are there)
6. Drink Mountain Dew (Does weird things to you-Learned from experience)
7. Keep your mouth open (Things fly in)
8. Run down the middle of the road (You might be flat like a toad)
9. Stop to do #2 (Though sometimes it’s important, someone might see what you do)
10. Wear boxer shorts instead of running shorts (Things fall out)
11. Wear bicycle pants (There is a reason they are called bicycle pants)

I gave you some of the best, you give me the rest.

This is just the beginning. Let your mind wander.

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