You May Be a Serious Runner If

1. You named your dog Mizuno
2. You plan your vacations around a race
3. You understand the miraculous benefits of Vaseline 
4. 10 toes does not necessarily mean 10 toe nails.
5. Through experience, you clearly understand the difference between THE GREAT run and THE runs.
6. Of your own choice, you take cold baths!
7. You recount with pride the number of times you've 'hit the wall'.
8. Your age doesn't necessarily mean you act it.
9. Instead of a shotgun in your truck, you have running clothes in your SUV. Instead of hunting game, your game for running.
10. You're addicted to LSD's, an endorphin trip, a natural drug.

I gave you some of the best, you give me the rest.

This is just the beginning. Let your mind wander.

2013©KentRobson

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